Liberals, Masters of Originality... P.S....Southpark is better than Family Guy

Yeah that’s right, I said it. Southpark is way fucking better than Family Guy, and you know it. I’m not saying Southpark is the best cartoon ever, those spots are reserved for Popeye, Ren and Stimpy, Simpsons, and possibly Beavis and Butthead. I’m also not saying Family Guy would be put right behind Southpark…what I am saying if SP were #4 on the best cartoons ever, FG wouldn’t hit the top the 10.

remember the cartoons you could watch with your kids?

What the fuck does this have to do with anything? I’ll tell you if you just fucking chill out for a second. This all started when Comedy Central started the new season of South P and I TOTALLY forgot how great this show is. I enjoy Wednesdays because you get a new episode and then they started the new season of Drawn Together, which is a lot like FG in many respects. Anyway, being wicked excited about a new Wednesday night ritual, my friend decided to say something absolutely fucking retarded, and that being “Yeah…I like Southpark, but it’s not nearly as good as Family Guy”.

Remember when this show used to be called the Simpsons? It was around the same time Linkin Park was called 311.

So after dropkicking him through the window, I set out to find other people who might of thought this way. There’s a lot of people that like Family Guy, and it’s understandable. The show is pretty funny. I mean, for fucks sake, 4 seasons is definitely long enough to solidify its right as the best cartoon ever. Oh sure! In fact, I support the fact cartoon network runs the all 4 seasons 30 times a day. Why the fuck not. I still can’t figure out if that British football shaped kid says “fuckin cry” or “laugh and cry” at the beginning. I’m sure you all want to correct me right now, but before you do, understand you’re just going to make yourself look like one of the libs I’m about to blow away.

Libs? Oh yeah. Here’s the connection. I’ve found that everyone who thinks Family Guy is better, is a Lib. Whaaaat? Oh yeah. All of them. And considering everyone is a Lib until they’re 20 anyway, comments are null and void if you’re under 21. Why, you may ask, is Family Guy the choice of Libs? I’ve boiled it down to one distinct reason, and that’s lack of originality.

South P is original. The way the animation was in the first place, and most of the topics are good too. Most original cartoon ever? Fuck no. But at least they’ll make good situations like Cartman attempting the Special Olympics, Center a whole episode around a couple who has asses where there faces should be, and they poke fun of current events, on a timely manner, not 20 years after they fucking happened ::cough cough family guy cough cough::

No thank you, Chili makes us throw up

Listen, We all know Liberals are very un-original people. Much like the fact there’s no such thing as a conservative Rap artist. It would be commercial suicide and rappers tend to recycle older tracks, or borrow it from someone else. The whole mantra to make themselves (liberals) feel cool is to have a bunch of smaller groups that believe their own thing, and you’re not cool if you don’t get it. The drawback is, when all 400 groups that have their own cool thing are underneath one giant group, it makes you lame. You make yourselves the majority by combining the smaller groups…nice job. Way to stick it to the man. You guys are so original, that everyone is just like you.

Holy shit! Did you see that? The Kool Aid guy just busted through the wall! Oh Jesus, remember when we used to drink kool aid? Oh man! Adam West! HA HA HA! He used to be batman! Holy shit…that kid just got sucked into that video, you remember that video? Whoa, it’s like they took the same video but added that retarded kid in there. NO WAY! Was that just the Fonze? Did he said he the clap? Un-fucking-believable. Wait, was the an Oompaloompa? No way! Charlie and the Chocolate factory did exist at some point in time, so I guess that’s game to throw it in this cartoon.

Just because it happened, doesn’t mean you HAVE to use it in your god damn show. Try thinking up of your own ideas, instead of recycling old ideas to try to make them funny again. Sometimes it works, but not as a basis. The distinction between the two is Southpark = Classic, Family Guy = Cult Classic. You can lump a crap load of those cartoon network shows in there too, like anything underwater, anyone with wings, anything with a sword, and those guys in my happy meal. What the fuck is up with that show anyway? Is it soooo Bizarre and soooo different that it makes it cool? Alright, If Family Guy is Howard Dean, then I now label Aqua Teen the Art Funding of the democratic party. Howard, do whatever you want, say everything everyone already said, and people will like you. And Art Department…you guys are right, that is art, if you‘re high and/or retarded.

What else are they gonna make shows about? Or better yet, what else are they gonna rip off? If I’ve learned anything about adult swim it’s: Random Talking Food + Chinese eyes + Action lines + Recycled Humor = instant classic.

I’m next on the list of cartoon ideas. Just make my eyes slanted.

Recap? Classic = Punch Drunk Love. “You’re so beautiful I just want to smash your face with a sledgehammer“. Cult Classic = Happy Gilmore. Oh shit he beat up Bob Barker!…remember that guy? He used to be on that game show! HOLY SHIT THAT’S FUNNY!!! I just tried watching that movie the other night and I remember it being funny when I was in 7th grade. So I’m expecting you 20 somethings to come to your senses when you’re about 35, and you finally part with your Brak show seasons 3 and 4 DVD’s.

All in all, three cheers for an absolute unoriginal party with an absolute unoriginal show. Have pride in the fact that the more numbers you have supporting something original, the less original you are.

Brilliance