WHY LIBERALS SHOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP -By Adam

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I only wish I had enough dexterity to type 600 pages worth of shit on everything liberals do. Unfortunately I am either too lazy, or the fact I don‘t get paid for typing essays doesn’t quite give me the motivation to do so. This isn‘t intended on shitting on them for the lack of coming up with a democratic candidate that isn’t plagued with thoughts of conspiracy theories, irrational face-boiling rants, or fuck…a vibrancy tank that’s constantly on E. No, this isn’t meant to shit on them for having the unsurpassed skill of confusing 20/20 hindsight as intellect. I realized not too long ago that liberalism…or the new term “progressives” make up a party of absolute chaos. And we don’t give a fuck. Why don’t we care? More importantly, should we? Let us discuss together.
I would like to first explain as to why they represent a party of chaos. Lets take 15 to 20 stereotypical subjects that fall under the umbrella of liberalism and put them in one room. These people would be representatives of issues such as pro-death, labor unions, redistribution of wealth, affirmative action, gay marriage… so on and so forth. Now if you take these people and told them to come up with one common ground, you could probably leave them in there for 3 hours and the best thing they could come up with is they don’t like republicans. Gays might not like abortions, or union guys might think the war rocks…there is no general concept, or even a goal they share. Its like rolling a snowball in winter and picking up shit along the way like sticks and leaves and rocks, but being in the comfort of your party of shit knowing you’re going to become a snowman. I am not denying the fact that some conservative take part in things like unions, or have approval of a few things that’s embodied in the misshapen mongoloid faction. The fact is all republicans, minus John McCain know the task that needs to be done, and we vote, knowing what issues take priority and what our candidate is going to do.
The only reason we care about liberalism is because it gets in the way. Being the masters of shifting responsibility and calling faults, Progressives do just the opposite of what their name suggests. Conservatives rarely if ever go to liberal websites to “see what the opposition is thinking”, if not just to get a good laugh. If you observe the ratio of lib responses to our opinions versus conservative rebuttles to fag ideas, it seems that libs have their tits twisted way more often, like we personally crapped in all their cereal for several consecutive days prior to the post. Its like they are a gluttons for punishment, as if they forgot that it hurt the first time they put their nut sacks in the mouse trap.
We don’t care for the most part because we already know what our non-chaotic agenda is. We have control over all 3 branches and you’re not included. Fucking get over it. You guys just exist, and we’ll take care of the rest. And you can do anything and everything you want to do! Bush is not going to go to your house, shine a light through your bedroom window, and tell you to remove your wiener out of someone else’s butt. You don’t need to worry. Abortion is not gonna become illegal, but you might have to check with your parents first now. And be thankful that if you’re quiet enough, you can grow weed in your place, and you wont have to worry about a grenade rolling underneath the foundation. Just understand that you can do and think whatever you want, and if you just fucking shut up about it in the first place, your problems will most likely go away.