A STUDY OF HAMMERHEAD SHAPED PENISES AND THEIR RELATION TO LIBERALS

So I was in my basement all morning working in the Analogy Lab that I have set up. After two weeks of laborious experiments and tests, I have finally done it! I HAVE PROVEN MY HYPOTHESIS THAT BEING A LIBERAL AND HAVING A HAMMERHEAD SHAPED PENIS ARE THE SAME THING. And I only set my lab coat on fire twice. I submit for you the 'Hammerhead weiner theory'.
Both Liberals and Weiners Shaped Like Hammers Possess the Following Qualities.
1. Both can exist, but neither really can seem to function as they are intended.
2. No two liberals are even remotely similar, and grotesquly deformed genitals are the same way.
3. Liberals are generally pissed off because they don't have any direction. Hammershaped penises piss off in any direction.
4. Liberals always claim they don't get a fair shake in life, Hammerhead penises are nearly impossible to shake fairly.