Attn: War Protesters Re: Lick My Bag

Fucking war protesters. The weakest of the weak. Let's all take a moment to shit on them and their deep and profound demonstrations. Take a deep breath, liberal activist peaceniks- this may be slow and painful. Remember to shift your weight so you don't lose circulation.
For starters, you liberals don't know anymore about war than you know about how to braze steak tips. More times than not, if someone runs up to debate a war protest group, you people gang up and shout slogans and and anti-Bush euphamisms. You rant a bunch of garbage that you saw on Farenheit 9/11. Your entire arguments are based on heresay, conjecture, and rumormongering. I've seen you people in action; you guys look like homeless lunitics. I will say that my city had a lone protester that stood out front of the library for like three months straight holding up a piece sign. I drove by and beaned him with trash from my truck atleast a dozen times over that period. I wasn't being malicious, I was just encouraging him to do something constructive with his time. Maybe even go in to the library.
More discussion on the fact that war protesters are total jerkoffs:
The overwhelming majority of people protesting Iraqi freedom consists of impressionable youths. I would generalize them as 15-25. In other words, America's inexperienced are trying to get your attention because they know everything. These are the same pack of tards that supported Kerry because they think we need to be "respected in the world." Well guess what. America doesn't need to be governed by the views of foreigners.
"But Jesse, aren't you forgetting that there were no WMDs, which was Bush's whole premise on invading Iraq?" YOU FUCKING DILDO. If you had a trashbag full of crank that you had just cooked up in your basement, would you hide it on your property? Chances are you would bury it in your grandmother's backyard before inspectors/cops came by. But here's a hint: The weapons are buried in Syria.
Finally, do you think that all this criticism for every move that the troops make reminds them how much we appreciate them? I mean, they wake up and go to work and hope nobody drives up next to them and blows them up. You wake up and don't go to work, instead going downtown to meet a bunch of hippies and drink coffee, make noise, and hold signs with misspelled words. You people are embarassing, you fuck up the otherwise nice cityscape, you slow up traffic for those that are afraid to run you over, and you cannot debate.
The most common arguments from war protesters:
Q:"Wouldn't you rather have peace than war?" A:Would you rather have more terror attacks? You ungrateful little bitch.
Q:"This is a war for oil!" A:No it's not, Alaska has all the oil reserves we need.
Q:"Haven't we lost enough troops?" A: With war brings casualties. The couple of thousand US troops that have been killed is a fraction of the 25,000 dead in the Revelutionary War. Or the nearly 1,000,000 in the Civil War. Or the 400,000 in WWII. So far, this war is turning out to be one of America's best tactically fought wars in its history. What we need is more protester casualties, or atleast more woundings.
It's a good thing you have the 1st Amendment protecting your total assholery, but I am still going to throw Snapple bottles and full hot coffees out my window at you people. Support the troops.

I THOUGHT I ASKED YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!I THOUGHT WE WARNED YOU HIPPIES TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!

You have the right to remain silent. You want to meet Mr. Stick?
THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP!