GAY PEOPLE v. UGLY PEOPLE

This is a simple concept, and it baffles me that liberals refuse to consider the obvious. There is one major reason why same-sex couples will never be able to reach the legal status of conventional heterosexual marriages and rights. And the reason is not discrimination, bub. Brace yourself, because I am not speaking my opinion here, I'm speaking for over half the population of the United States:

A huge section of the world is physically repulsed by the sight of most gay sex. I'm serious. There's a reason why young kids on the playgrounds of America call each other 'fags' and 'gay' when they want to insult. When you're a kid, being called a fag is worse than being called retarded and ugly. What's the reason? Because with the overwhelming majority of the population, homosexual activity is something nauseating. Who wants to see two guys kissing?

It's hard to celebrate their diversity when 2/3 of the people who just saw that felt the coppery taste of bile in their throats. Now here's the rub:

Liberals (D'OH!) are trying to make you feel guilty if you can't stand the sight of gay activity. Nevermind that it is your natural reaction to be repulsed, because it is you that has the problem with tolerance. Moreover, they invent the issue of 'gay discrimination' to further their covert operation of sucking up to any minorities they can. (Liberals can't get a majority on their side for obvious reasons, so they race around to collect tons of minority groups, a situation that always backfires.) Look. I can see making a case for discriminating against race and gender. Those items are related to 'being' rather that 'doing'. If I'm black and you don't let me marry another black, you better believe there's going to be problems. If I'm a girl and you don't let me be a fireman, you're going to have a problem. But if I like to take a crap in the snack aisle of the 7-11, you can bet they will take my application and tell me to go fuck myself. Why? Because some actions are not accepted to most of the public. It's just the way it is. I suppose I could get Johnny Cochran on the case, and sue for 'freedom of fecal expression', but chances are, I'll look pretty gay.

Under the topic of 'generally considered repulsive' is the state of being hideously ugly. We've all seen people that are physically fucked up. My peeve happens to be people with no legs. I have a problem with looking at them straight on. But guess what. That's my fucking problem. They are repulsing me by 'being'. That's something they can't help, and besides, they would change that if they could. Gay guys making out in public might repulse me, along with most other people. But that is their problem, they're repulsing with 'doing'. BIG DIFFERENCE. They can help that, and I'm guessing they don't care to.

Hey, I have sex with trees, and Adam likes jerking off in church. Don't discriminate against us. There's something unsettling about doing things that disgust most of the population and then bitching that people can't accept them. Being gay is not being, it's doing. See fig. 1.

fig. 1.
BEING:
black guy
old guy
dumb guy
Jewish guy
guy


DOING:
gay guy
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Finally, I'd like to say that pretty girls making out is a totally different matter, which I will address in the future. Most everyone seems to accept them. It's a complex issue, and I need to research it further before I post about it.

I'll leave you on a positive note.

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NOTE: Adam has been on leave for a few weeks if you haven't noticed. He's been busy building himself a house. He'll be back to infuriate you this week.